Pantieeees...?
I went for last minute shopping to a wholesale market before I had to leave for Amsterdam, I walk into this not-so-big Jockey shop and ask the person maning the counter to show me some briefs. "Panties?", he asked me. "Naaaa ... actually briefs...", I said, pointing my finger at myself to indicate that I wanted stuff for me. "Panties or shorts?", he asked me again "Arrrrghhh .... briefs???", I said.... again. Now he had almost lost his cool; seeing his expressions I said, "Yes. Panties! Please show me some of size L!"